Age of Conan is so buggy and broken that it’s almost not even worth talking about the actual playability of the game or the balance between the classes.
Instead, let’s talk about tits. If there’s one thing that Funcom got right when designing the game, it was giving perverted male players the ability to strip their female character to a level of bare-breastedness that surpasses other MMORPGs.
Thanks for adding the funbags, Funcom. We owe you one.
Edit: Hahaha. Just found this post from a week or so ago.
Greetings,
Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have
had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.
The plastic surgeons of Hyboria apologize for the inconvenience.
Thank you,
__________________
Funcom Glen ‘Famine’ Swan
US Community Manager
The fabled Weighted Companion Cube from the game Portal.
It’s as accurate as I could get, with the time I had to work with. If it doesn’t explode in the kiln, it will be legendary.
Looks like Age of Conan is all the rage right now. It boosts huge scale guild based combat, as well as Free For All (FFA) PvP.
Sounds like the perfect game for KAAOS since it is supposed to be PvP centric. We’re on the Deathwhisper server with all of the other old school PvP guilds. Should be fun when we get to the end-game.
Unfortunately, in my opinion, the game is still basically “in beta.” PvP is pretty silly right now — meaningless and basically just a gankfest of higher level players in lowbie zones or same level players jumping people while fighting mobs. Good stuff.
Only time and the upcoming patches/fixes will be able to tell whether this is a long term home, but for now it is at least something a bit different from World of Warcraft.
More information to come as it becomes available (since I’m only a L30 Ranger newb).
Finally getting around to getting this site set up.
Quick Background
Our guild (KAAOS) has been a PvP presence in a variety of online games for over 15 years. Personally, I have been in the guild since 1995 and have taken part in some ass kicking presences in Neverwinter Nights (old school version on AOL), Ultima Online, EverQuest, World of Warcraft, and most recently, Age of Conan.
My plan is for this site to start off as a dumping group for the collective thoughts of our guild in regard to online gaming and PvP.
While it is in its infancy, I will likely be reposting various articles from guild members (Hedron, Azmodion, Tyo, myself, etc.) from years past. Some of them may be outdated, but it’s good shit nonetheless.
With that being said… Welcome and fuck off.
