Archive for June, 2008
Archives: PvP IS the Game by Hedron

As much as it pains me to admit it, Hedron has been right about PvP and the MMO end-game for a long freaking time.

I’m not sure what game he was talking about at the time, but player vs player (PvP) interaction and combat is the best end-game possible for an MMO because it is always different and always smarter than a scripted and repetitive PvE encounter.

Maybe someday the PvPers will outnumber the PvEers and we’ll end up with a PvP game as entertaining as Ultima Online was when it first came out.

PVP IS the game by Hedron

THE GAME WILL DIE!

What you, and many others seeking to “balance” pvp in this game by limiting it fail to connect with (IMO) is that PVP IS the game.

The designers don’t seem to know this yet, and the newbie players don’t seem to know this yet. But I guarantee you it’s true.

When you’re maxxed, and at the top of the game, you WILL be bored by fighting the game. Right now, everyone is complaining about PVP because they just want to be left alone in peace to level up so they can max, and they don’t want to loose hard earned stuff to cheap kills. That’s FINE. But if your solution to allowing people to max without undue hassle makes it so that AFTER you max, PVP is still undesirable, then this game will DIE.

And NO, increasing the level cap is NOT the solution to keeping the game fun. When you’re at 50, you’re not going to want someone to push reset so that you have to climb another 25 levels doing the same boring crap you did to get to 50. You will have earned being king of the world, and you’ll like it that way. Maybe 2 years after you max, you’ll want more levels. Not before. What you’ll want to do as a 50th level player is fight other people, role play, help others, found a guild. And you’ll LOVE your time in game doing these things. Hell, you may even voluntarily start a new character and max it, but you’ll always have your level 50 stud to go back to, and you’ll love that fact.

But the problem with limiting PVP in ANY way is that everything about the game becomes less amusing if you can’t at level 50 just go out and fight some damn battles! Who wants to found a guild and fight a war with it, or help a group of newbies, or go on a killing rampage is the results of any of those things will be a significant, time consuming game set back. DON’T WE WANT TO HAVE FUN HERE?

Limit PVP and this game will die.

It’s a fact. Write it down so that if/when it happens, I can say I told you so way back when.

Everyone seems to think that the solution to solving PKs is to make PKing mean more, be more intense, etc. WRONG. The solution is to make it mean LESS! Take the profit motive out, take the loss of items out, and voila… pvp becomse a FUN aspect of the game rather than a chore.

Remember this is a game! What we all want to be able to do is to have fun and make progress. The reason that PVP impedes that right now is because it results in the loss of significant items, and doesn’t involve enough skill. I don’t want to play pass-the-potato with every good item on the server! I want to square off against people and fight them in a level playing field, and earn and lose BRAGGING RIGHTS! And if I lose, I want to get up and do it again. I want to do it in the context of my guild’s role play, and I want to do it against people I know and who know me within the community formed by the game.

WHY DON’T PEOPLE RECOGNIZE THIS? MAKING DEATH INTENSE MEANS MAKING PEOPLE PISSED OFF AT THE GAME. IT MEANS MAKING PEOPLE PISSED OFF AT OTHER PLAYERS. IT MEANS MAKING PEOPLE AFRAID TO PLAY. And it’s annoying. So stop it.

Hedron
The False Prophet
KAAOS

Age of Conan Community: Deathwhisper.net Forums

In an attempt to build a community portal for the Deathwhisper PvP server in Age of Conan, Blayloc has launched a new site and forums dedicated to Deathwhisper. It’s goal is to provide a central location for Deathwhisper specific chat, trash talk, and other bullshit.

I’m sure it will be just as Free For All as the actual server is.

The new site and forums can be found at http://www.deathwhisper.net.

The Lost Art of Trash Talking in PvP

As we have progressed into more massive online games, we have quickly lost one of the most fun and entertaining parts of PvP (second behind the actual slaughtering).

Due to the amount of players, the kiddie mentality of most of those players, the chat systems, the fragmentation of community, and some game design components… we have almost totally lost the in game (and to some extent, the out of game) aspect of trash talking.

The current state of trash talking is World of Warcraft or Age of Conan is someone doing a /spit emote on a corpse or /saying ‘Haha pwned.’ Really, it is a sad state of affairs.

What do current games have that has led to this? Continue reading.

Age of Conan: Powerpoints Alternate Advancement System

Interesting news from Funcom. In an effort to keep people interested and hopeful for Age of Conan, they are already preparing to implement an Alternate Advancement system (read: EQ AA points).

What’s even better is that you not only get rewarded for playing more than other people, but you get rewarded for such skillful things like having a large guild, having an active account (whether you log in or not - sweet!), having a battlekeep, and by winning PvP mini games.

This seems a little concerning to most of our guild… especially since the game was just released and has a slew of release issues.

One of our affiliates, Sordee, probably summed it up the best with:

They are gonna try and throw everything and the kitchen sink at this game in the next six months in hopes of creating a lasting community/game before WotLK and Warhammer Online come around.

Read the Funcom post about the Powerpoints system after the jump.

Age of Conan + Breasts = Win

Age of Conan is so buggy and broken that it’s almost not even worth talking about the actual playability of the game or the balance between the classes.

Instead, let’s talk about tits. If there’s one thing that Funcom got right when designing the game, it was giving perverted male players the ability to strip their female character to a level of bare-breastedness that surpasses other MMORPGs.

Thanks for adding the funbags, Funcom. We owe you one.

Age of Conan Boobs More Age of Conan Breasts Age of Conan Tits

Edit: Hahaha. Just found this post from a week or so ago.

Greetings,

Funcom can confirm that some of the female models in the game have
had the size of their breasts changed. This is due to an unintended change in data that was introduced in an earlier patch, data which controls the so-called morph values associated with character models and the size of their respective body parts. We are working on a fix for this and your breasts should be back to normal soon.

The plastic surgeons of Hyboria apologize for the inconvenience.

Thank you,
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Funcom Glen ‘Famine’ Swan
US Community Manager